Joke Whole
5:02 Wed Sep 24
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In the name of fairness, equality and cultural enhancement, I'd irrevocably transfer all the Capital's administrative rights & responsibilities to the council of Tower Hamlets.
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Infidel
4:52 Wed Sep 24
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Curiously the Mayor of London has personal control over Trafalgar Square.
I would use that power to remove the statue of Nelson from the column and place him instead on the empty plinth.
I would replace his statue with a statue of Margaret Thatcher and rename it Thatcher Square.
I'm sure I would be warmly thanked for giving her the recognition she deserves.
And yes. I am deadly serious.
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fred flinstone
4:35 Wed Sep 24
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Open a coffee shop
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w4hammer
4:03 Wed Sep 24
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public stocks for gayers and 'wall fans.
All women over the age 17 to wears stockings and suspenders at all times
MIMINUM speed limit of 70 MPH
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goose
3:42 Wed Sep 24
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more black football managers.
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Bullet
3:39 Wed Sep 24
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Public Be-heading in Trafalgar Square for anyone spitting, heads to be located on spikes at the Tower of London.
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Monk~koknee
3:37 Wed Sep 24
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Congestion charge to apply to pushchairs and bags on wheels.
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Grumpster
3:34 Wed Sep 24
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Would introduce hanging for anyone who drops any litter.
Utter cunts.
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Metal Hammer
3:31 Wed Sep 24
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Amnesty for anyone throwing a charity collector person off a bridge.
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:26 Wed Sep 24
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I'd commission a giant statue of Salman Rushdie for Trafalgar Square.
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Mr. Burns
3:24 Wed Sep 24
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I'd commission COYI to be painted on every building.
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B6NY B
3:19 Wed Sep 24
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Ban men from kissing men.
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AKA ERNIE
3:18 Wed Sep 24
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Ban cyclists
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Mr Kenzo
3:17 Wed Sep 24
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BOMB MANOR PARK
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ManorParkHammer
3:13 Wed Sep 24
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Ban people from the Home Counties coming in and spoiling it.
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DaillyShaggedMyWife
3:13 Wed Sep 24
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I'd pedestrianise Oxford Street. It takes buses so long to get through it that's there's no point
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BRANDED
3:12 Wed Sep 24
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I'd call it Scotland
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Brussels Sprout
3:11 Wed Sep 24
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OM - that too. I was in Brussels on Sunday and they had a car-free day. It was so refreshing to be able to wonder about, see kids playing in the streets and so on.
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Side of Ham
3:08 Wed Sep 24
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I'd make all travel cheaper for those who reside and pay the London Borough Council rates and all places of interest to visit in London also free to the same people/families. I'd get the shortfall worked out for doing this and pass it onto those outside of the London Boroughs who visit/commute in.
I'd then sit back and see what a shiftiest that causes.
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One McAvennieeeeee
3:05 Wed Sep 24
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Worried about the FUMES, Spider son?
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stewie griffin
3:05 Wed Sep 24
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*lets
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